Emotional Dependencies

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Issue 01 · 12 tees

I divorced my wife to vibe code: concept model render
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I divorced my wife to vibe code

Black oversized heavyweight tee · $36
I prompted her to stay: concept model render
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I prompted her to stay

Washed cream fitted baby tee · $36
Emotionally unavailable. Locally hosted.: concept model render
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Emotionally unavailable. Locally hosted.

Toxic green heavyweight unisex tee · $36
No strings attached. Just dependencies.: concept model render
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No strings attached. Just dependencies.

Faded oxblood heavyweight unisex tee · $36
Commit to me, coward: concept model render
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Commit to me, coward

Soft pink boxy cropped tee · $36
Supabase is for Lovers: concept model render
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Supabase is for Lovers

Heather charcoal heavyweight unisex tee · $36
404: Closure not found: concept model render
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404: Closure not found

Washed navy heavyweight unisex tee · $36
Open ticket: Feelings: concept model render
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Open ticket: Feelings

Vintage white heavyweight unisex tee · $36
No hard feelings. Just soft deletes.: concept model render
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No hard feelings. Just soft deletes.

Faded mocha heavyweight unisex tee · $36
My love language is reading the docs: concept model render
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My love language is reading the docs

Washed lavender fitted baby tee · $36
Hard launch / soft block: concept model render
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Hard launch / soft block

Deep breakup-red heavyweight unisex tee · $36
Emotionally compiling…: concept model render
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Emotionally compiling…

Heather gray heavyweight unisex tee · $36

roll(1d6) === 6→ your whole order is refunded.

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